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Gogurt

Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.
Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?
by The pig god October 25, 2017
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GoGurtSqueeze

When you jack off but you have to clean up fast so you GoGurtSqueeze your dick so all the cum comes out
Oh shit moms coming gotta GoGurtSqueeze my dick
by The secret butt hole April 13, 2020
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Gogurt

To give or receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle.
Yeah, she gave me gogurt on the way over here!
by Festerius August 16, 2004
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Gogurtmale

The male/gender neutral version of a girlboss.

A male or gender neutral identifying person who will stop at nothing to become the boss.
Males who are a level above alpha and yogurt men.
Did you hear that Matt is going to be the manager of the IHOP he works at?”
“Wow, that’s awesome! He’s such a gogurtmale!
by Ce1estial November 30, 2022
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gogurt

to empty the semen inside a condom on a girl's face
Dudebro 1: Dudebro, she just milked my bacon with a condom on!

Dudebro 2: It feels great, man! Did you gogurt on that girl's face afterwards?!
by Yu Wong March 15, 2008
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gogurt

- fuck a bitch wearing a condom
-ejaculate into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner
gogurt, its the natural yogurt "to go"
by Chazzy Bear December 14, 2008
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Mormon Gogurt

When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.
"Stacy gave me a Mormon gogurt last night at that house party."
by EveryoneLovesGogurt January 10, 2016
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