King Kong vs. Godzilla

Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.

King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."

Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"

by Godzilla himself March 27, 2010

Godzillabacter

An as of yet unidentified bacterium which causes an overwhelming infection in a person. Often used by health professionals, especially in teaching hospitals.

Resident: "You better cover the patient with triple antibiotics because he probably has Godzillabacter."

by The Wizard Of Og December 29, 2012

Godzilla Vs. Monke

A movie where a walking nuclear power plant that destroys massive parasites and dragons from outer space fights big monke boi

Kevin: I’m going to get tickets to see Godzilla Vs. Monke wanna come
Jeff: Yes

by Jobeyl February 9, 2021

godzilla of cars

the nissan skyline, known to be at the top of the japaneese supercar pyrimid hence the "godzilla" was nicknames the godzilla by car enthusiasts due to its rate of unbeatability. It stands alone as the best car ever made by japan

"im gunna import me a godzilla"
" you think your supra is fast, try taking the godzilla of cars"

by Jesus Moran Jr April 26, 2008

Godzilla Feet

A foreigner in Japan who wears a shoe size that is much too large to find a shoe that fits them in Japan.

"What's the largest shoe size in Japan? in women's?"
"LL, which is about size 8."
"Oh, sorry. I wear size 10, so my Godzilla Feet won't work there."

by Lucy Dorphin October 7, 2011

Godzilla Shit

When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.

Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!

by gw376 December 17, 2012

Godzilla Alarm

Noun. An emergency that results in all people scrambling and running around in a frantic manner. Creating an over emphasized action in relation to an event

Mike likes to sound the Godzilla Alarm whenever a client calls and complains.

by DebraFS June 6, 2017