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Godwin's Second Law

"Anyone who uses 'woke' as a pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead."

The law was coined in a 2022 tweet by Mike Godwin.
Person 1: Did they seriously have to make the main character gay? This is forced diversity. I'm tired of all the rampant wokeness in modern media.
Person 2: Godwin's Second Law. You lose.
by PersonWhoExists50306 November 27, 2022
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godwin

Verb

Typically used on internet chat forums, to Godwin a thread or topic is to somehow make reference to Nazi Germany, or Nazis in general, which has the effect of derailing the thread and completely changing the intended subject.
Carman34: Acuras are better than BMWs.
SexyDude: I disagree, BMWs are better cars than Acuras.
xTroll69: BMWs have their roots in Nazi Germany.
Carman34: That's not true, the Nazis preferred to...etc etc
SexyDude: You just totally godwin'd this thread! Good work!
by barfy June 11, 2006
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Godwin's Law

A term that originated on Usenet, Godwin's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Adolf Hitler or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Godwin's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.
"Dude, shut up. Nobody cares what you think."

"Oh, so now you're trying to censor me? Go to hell, you damn Nazi!"
by You Can't Kill the Metal June 12, 2005
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goldwit

A fuckwit from the Gold Coast (Australia) that frequents music festivals, doesn't own a t-shirt or any upper body covering what-so-ever and is generally high on a combination of steroids and cocaine.
"I'm sick of all these goldwits ruining music festivals"

"Man see that Gold Coast fuckwit hassling that chick.. what a goldwit"
by Jfish Snow Cobra January 17, 2009
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godwater

A term allegedly invented by Amir Blumenfeld in the Jake and Amir episode "Soup Kitchen" to describe vodka.
You showed up completely high. You were handing out water bottles filled with vodka and shouting "One free bottle of godwater to anybody who goes home right now and skips dinner."
~ Jake Hurwitz
by Rima Delmunbelf January 6, 2012
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Goddities

Goddities, noun: From "god oddities". Goddities are god thingies where their supporters though repeatedly challenged, still cannot provide any evidence that their god thingies possess any attributes that earn them the right to be regarded as deities and where they are prima facie ridiculous, in that they cannot assist their supporters in any way in this process, no matter the cost to their followers of their belief.
I know there are no god thingies, but the goddities I don't believe in wouldn't need to sacrifice their children in order to forgive people for things they didn't do.
by DasHermit January 22, 2017
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