Why Me God?

1. What you usually say when your girlfriend,wife or mother

tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.

2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.

1. TV: And the play of the week is....

Bitch: GK take out the trash please!

GK: Why Me God?

2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!

GK: Why Me God?

by gk339 June 22, 2009

honest to god knock me out

also known as "h2gkmo". it was something ariana grande tweeted and her fans started saying it a lot

Alexa: "Look at this picture of Chris Hemsworth"
Me: honest to god knock me out

by hemswerths June 11, 2018

And God wept with me

As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.

Iam "I wept and God wept with me "

Hym "True story."

by Hym Iam June 06, 2022

So help me God

A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.

John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!

Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?

by 2009ends September 27, 2009

God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.

John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now

by sereklsj March 11, 2022

only god can judge me

A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"

"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."

by BigRed527 December 10, 2014

Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.

Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......

by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 09, 2021