1. What you usually say when your girlfriend,wife or mother
tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.
2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.
tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.
2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.
1. TV: And the play of the week is....
Bitch: GK take out the trash please!
GK: Why Me God?
2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!
GK: Why Me God?
Bitch: GK take out the trash please!
GK: Why Me God?
2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!
GK: Why Me God?
by gk339 June 21, 2009
Get the Why Me God?mug. by hemswerths June 15, 2018
Get the honest to god knock me outmug. As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.
by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
Get the And God wept with memug. John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
by 2009ends October 4, 2009
Get the So help me Godmug. Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
by sereklsj March 10, 2022
Get the God please kill memug. A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"
"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
by BigRed527 December 11, 2014
Get the only god can judge memug. by Sikvnt December 23, 2020
Get the Gods memug.