God's gift

weed, marijuana also known as God's gift from heaven

How do you think of marijuana?

God's gift

by Ronny Lancy September 21, 2005

god's gift

the best kind of weed ever on earth

my homie hooked us up with some god's gift, that stuff is some bomb ass shit!

by .408:: March 15, 2008

God's gift

Sarcastic term used for someone who generally contributes no benefits to humanity.

Person 1: I hate Philosophy students, Corvettes, German Shepherd dogs and anything by George Lucas.

Person 2: And I suppose you are God's gift to humanity?

by Speed Racer July 14, 2004

god's gift

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.

Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.

by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

God's Gift to Men

God’s gift to men would be their penis. Egotistical men often believe all women want their penis, that they can please any woman or man with their penis, and that their penis is the best. Their penis can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their penis for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.

Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.

She thinks she's God's gift to men, but she's wrong because she wasn't born with a dong. She had to buy hers.

He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.

by Sagealicious September 11, 2016

God's Gift

REALLY high quality purp...super chron, super sticky weed, but really expensive, usually around $20 per gram.

Dealer: Yo you wanna cop a $20 gram?
Dude: What are you selling?
Dealer: God's gift
Dude: FUCK YES.

by zandertons December 15, 2009

God's Gift to Man

My dumbass way of praising something. My brain no longer works (I am very retarded) so when I like something I now say "______ is really God's gift to Man."

Friend: "You Like that new Donkey Kong Country 2 game?"

Me: "Yeah it really is God's gift to man"

Friend: Damn boy

by Pet Sounder May 28, 2023