gogurt

A yogurt that can only be consumed by squeezing it through a tube on a skateboard.

Yo doodz dis Gogurt is xtreme.

by Source August 7, 2003

Gogurt

is a product produced by bacterial fermentation of copius amounts of seminal fluids. Fermentation of the citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, potassium, and zinc which acts on the protein to give gogurt its texture and its characteristic tang.

Another great treat is the ever so popular "gogurt tubes". Freeze em and give em to the kids!

by Shepdogg1973 June 17, 2009

GoGurt

is an American brand of low-fat yogurt for children. It is squeezed out of a tube directly into the mouth, instead of being eaten with a spoon.

hey Betty give me that GoGurt

by spoliarium2k20 January 25, 2020

Gogurt

An act, performed by an uncircumcised man, that involves pulling forward, and pinching off, the loose skin around the penis during ejaculation, trapping all the baby batter. This allows the man to then drain, squeeze or slap the load on her face, or allow her to drain the Gogurt on her own. Also referred to as the 'Sling Load' or 'Smegma Surprise'.

There is nothing better than slapping it across her face Gogurt style to show her how much you care! Deine Mama liebst Gogurt!

by BuddyHemlock March 21, 2011

Gogurt

A good creamy uougurt that you can slurp and it's resembles Peppa pig.

I love that creamy Peppa gogurt

by dgh12 October 1, 2021

Gogurt

Some nasty watery ass yogurt

Man, I accidentally bought the Gogurt

by XxxdonteatGogurt May 3, 2018

Gogurt

When you cum in a condom, take it off and the girl/guy/them squeeze the cum out into their mouth

After I came Jeff’s mom pulled a Gogurt

by Mattfromrphs December 21, 2018