jag glum💀
by AhmetVonAhmut February 9, 2022

a staple of southern cuisine. pudge-glum is a treat wherein you hold a mouthful of sprite, then stir in as many spoonfuls of flour as you can fit. raw flour is ideal, but unfortunately the leftist CDC wants to take away our raw pudge-glum on the basis of "e coli" and "salmanella"
it wouldn't be an Arkansas Thanksgiving Gathering without your grandma's fresh pineapple ham, and the pudge-glum station in the corner.
by rejapilcrow February 2, 2024

Person that hates spending money and eagerly goes the extra mile to avoid any costs. Like requesting a refund for getting the order delivered by different (cheaper) courier than requested.
by pw994 May 14, 2021

where one inverts his foreskin and proceeds to violently goon upon himself while spraying his load all over himself leaving it to chern and make a type of cheese
jerry heimer: did you hear chris hasn’t tried glumming yet?
glinkenstien: yeah hes missing out on the taste of this fine set
glinkenstien: yeah hes missing out on the taste of this fine set
by Dr.Goonhiemer February 16, 2025

A glums is how you refer to a (usually teenage) white male who thinks he's the greatest soundcloud rapper alive, but in reality is pretty mediocre at best.
Person 1: "James just asked me to listen to his new Album, you guys wanna listen?"
Person 2: "No dude James is a total glums."
Person 2: "No dude James is a total glums."
by ainyra1n October 15, 2025

by The cunning linguist 00 February 1, 2024

by Glumdum June 8, 2025
