goopencracker

A person who licks windows, but isn't technically retarded.

Timmy, you are such a goopencracker.

by Mufasa Winkerbean August 8, 2008

Gropenfuhrer

Nickname given by cartoonist Gary Trudeau to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California.

Gropenfuhrer, what is your policy for recovering California's Economy?

by JonathanChance December 4, 2003

gloden

An almighty person overlooking others.

Who's he?

Thats the Gloden.

by DaGloden February 16, 2018

dutch gloven

A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.

Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.

by the comand'r December 9, 2013

Glope

To glumly hope

He was gloping all day. Not even his cat could make him feel better.

by Evans Atwood January 22, 2004

globenotter

Someone who pretends to travel the world, and uses various means to keep the illusion going.

alternatively: one who hasn't yet started traveling the world on their own.

Joshua? No, he's never been to Prague. He's a total globenotter.

by venticup March 8, 2010

Gloupenshtick

There is no actual definition for "gloupenshtick". It can mean anything you want it to.

- "Sup gloupenshtick"
-"Who you callin' gloupenshtick, your mom is a gloupenshtick"
- "You've got to be gloupenshticking me"
-"Go commit eat gloupenshtick"
-"Die in a gloupenshtick"

by Dr. Dupenschwertzi May 6, 2020