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glenister

A really cool guy that everyone likes and he also packs a big shlong in his pants all the girls wish they can get a piece of him
Girl: Wow i really wish i could suck that guys dick hes really cute. He is a Glenister
by mgb7789 November 5, 2013
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glenism

A method of conception, impregnation, or insemination in which a man's penis is sexually stimulated by blowjob, handjob, etc. and immediately inserted into the vagina prior to orgasm and ejaculation thus creating a creampie.

Named after a certain idiot named Glen.

An antonym of onanism.
He did an unprotected glenism last night — what an idiot!
by Midnight Ghost Writer October 17, 2014
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glenis

making little or no sence at any given time
stop being so glenis, god!
by Dark slayer m8 October 6, 2006
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glennsema

A near mythical creature that often is seen in parties at the beach or in various forms on social network sites like facebook.

Teenagers at the coast of Europe often chant in her honor while consuming huge amounts of alcohol and however nobody has seen her, everyone knows her. She is often described as an female of middle age, constructed of pure awesomeness.
Glennsema! glennsema! glennsema!
by Dietmitry nv. January 1, 2013
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Glenisha

A person who doesn't have a definition on Urban dictionary
I am a Glenisha, He/she is glenisha
by dowklsie November 23, 2021
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Glenis

A small version of 50 Cent's face on a persons elbow. Everyone is born with a Glenis and it matures at the same rate as the owner. Originally, the Gleni (plural of Glenis) were in charge. This was until the humans realized that the Glenis is located on the elbow and therefore have very little power as they cant move. A Glenis must be fed a sausage at every meal, and the owner must say the words "Here's your Glizzy, Glenis!" at which point the Glenis will swallow it whole. In 1969, the US government began forcing Glenal Removal Surgery on everyone as they slept. This is why we no longer have Gleni, they also erased them from history.
Man 1: Damn bro, nice glenis!
Glenis of man 2: fuck you bitch
Man 1: I take it back your glenis is a real asshole
Man 2: yeah im sorry about him.
by The Big Bux February 5, 2022
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genise

She's pretty hot and can fuck all night. This one is a keeper because she's hot and super intelligent. She will listen to your problems while she gives you a bj. Overall, she's pretty cool man.
That new girl is a total genise, she's been with 3 guys already.
by Barry Fillmore March 14, 2017
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