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glasscock

1 - The name of a certain image showing a female golfer kissing a glass, penis-esque trophy. Thought to be seen by pretty much everyone who frequents the internet.
2 - A term used by b3tans to describe a popular link that everyone's seen before.
B3tan 1 - www.yetisports.org
B3tan 2 - Wow..that is the epitome of glasscock.
by tr1nity December 7, 2004
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gashcore

Music that is extremely unpleasant on the ears, causing intense displeasure and shouldn't be described as real music i.e. Nickleback. A portmanteau of the adjective British slang usage of gash, meaning something rubbish, worthless or very bad and the suffix "-core" derived from the word hardcore, used here to add extremism. It is satire of the overuse of -core to create new musical sub-genres.
"What on earth are you listening to? That music is gashcore mate! Put something better on."
"Don't let Joe pick the music, he'll put gashcore on"
by TheophrastusBombastus May 23, 2015
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Glasscock

(Noun)
A term used for a man with a strong but fragile boner. Often used for a individual who can't keep a boner for very long.

(Verb)
The act of having a strong but fragile boner. Usually after the first ejaculation.
(noun)
Man, I have a major glasscock right now.

(verb)
Ty: Hey dude, did you glasscock last night?
Cullen: Yeah, last night was messed up, after the first round I couldn't seem to keep it up; I was totally glasscocking.
by Jorge Rex August 22, 2019
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glasscock

'Glasscock' specifically refers to a widely and repeatedly distributed photograph of a woman kissing a glass trophy which, owing to the angle from which it was taken, resembles a large cock.

However, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the Internet, which has previously been widely seen.

Rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients' time, and for being out-of-date.
Glasscock! You fail!!!
by Guinness2702 April 20, 2009
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glascoe

A person who is a great athlete and loves to play around, jokes, and average penis
Tell me more glascoe
by Glascoes December 21, 2016
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Glassosexual

Glassosexual is someone sexually attractive to glass.
Me:Hey gloria let's go to the mirror maze
Gloria:Hell yeah i touch all that glass

Me:Oh i didnt know your a glassosexual
by x.m.n.r June 10, 2017
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Glasshole

Being a jerk by wearing a Google Glass set in public, and/or trying to look cool or searching for people's identities like a creep
At a bar
Guy: Hey there....Jessica? The face recognition linked me to your Facebook page and I can see you like cats...
Jessica: Don't be a Glasshole and stop stalking me
by orieisen May 22, 2014
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