grasshole

noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.

a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.

by Pugsley D. February 20, 2009

Glasshole

Someone who uses Google Glass and is douchey about having this product.

Glasshole: "Still using a tablet, huh? I remember those. I've upgraded to Google Glass."

OR

Glasshole: "Excuse me, I was talking to my Google Glass. Not you."

by PoopingMan April 18, 2014

gasshole

Those who cut throug a gas station driveway to avoid a red light.

Look at that gasshole cutting through...What a jerk!

by George Manix April 5, 2006

Gasshole

The asshole that cuts you off to get the last pump at the gas station.

When you're pulling into the last available pump and some prick driving a blue ford focus cuts you off and you are left to wait until a pump clears up. "What a GASSHOLE!!!"

by GingerH8r October 8, 2008

Glasshole

(noun)- someone who has early access or is in possession of Google Glasses, and flaunts them around like a jerk.

That Arscott guy keeps showing off his Google Glasses to everybody. What a glasshole!

by pcheeking May 17, 2013

galasshole

A glasshole is a galactic asshole, also known as A Great Asshole in the Sky.

George W, the dipshit, galasshole of the century.

by Jacques Asse February 17, 2009

Grasshole

The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.

Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!

by Sethington June 10, 2008