Glarded 

A word that the Youtuber Atomic Shrimp made up in one of his his scam-baiting videos.

I'm just trying to find out if the fund is glarded.

Glarded by JazzlingJay February 27, 2021

glarped 

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down

glarped by Georgebush42096 January 16, 2023

safe guarded 

To be quite about you sexual feelings
not prude, just not open to that of a point you know when
this person, usually a female, wants "action"

Sophie is so misleading, i wonder if she wants action from me or if she is safe guarded

safe guarded by skate happy September 15, 2007

guarded 

When a girl is crazy and doesn't open up to you and makes you guess what is going on in her head.

I'm on a date
And I like this girl so much
But
She's too cool
She told me she liked me but she's guarded
What the fuck does that mean?

guarded by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016

Gtarded 

Some fool trying really hard to act gangsta and looking like an idiot in the process. Usually seen wearing all G Unit clothes and the only rap he knows comes from BET.

Guy1: Look at Rob over there embarrassing himself.
Guys2: No doubt, he's acting straight up gtarded

Gtarded by Hearmethough July 22, 2008

Gizzle-garded 

The act of being guarded or protected from becoming robbed,ganked,or gizzled.

Those lvl 60s just tried to gank me, but I was gizzle-garded by a lvl 70.

Gizzle-garded by Agent Vanguard May 18, 2009

ROFL guarded 

When playing Warcraft 3's online game Are U A Retard and getting kill by a ROFL guard(A.k.A felguard)

LOL!! that noob just got ROFL guarded !!

ROFL guarded by Utonduragu June 16, 2008