girthy

a person or thing that is short and wide.

That girl over yonder is girthy.

Joe has a genuinely girthy dick.

by zztops yo January 22, 2007

girthy

The state of having a huge dick and, as a result, being too good in bed. Groups such as Wrecking Crew were well known for proudly citing their girth. The Texas Rangers have been said to be the girthiest team in the league, which makes sense since everything IS bigger in Texas.

Here, let me prescribe you some girthy girth. Take it twice tonight and don't call me in the morning.

by VarianceParabola August 14, 2010

girthy

Not scrawny, like Kami

Most Americans are kind of girthy because they eat unhealthy food

by Bill E. Naire September 16, 2008

un-girthy

the exact opposite of a girthy person

matt boismere is a prime example of someone with extreme negative girth, therefore he is un-girthy

by danooo May 7, 2008

Girthy-Base

The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.

She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.

by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014

Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well

"John Cena has a girthy dong"

by Munch919 October 22, 2015

Girthy Nipples

Girthy Nipples are of unusual size in girth, as big (or even bigger in extreme Girthy Nipple cases) as #2 pencil eraser,extending out further than one would expect or is average. They are also similar in appearance Italian sausage- like what might be on your pizza. In positive instances, they can be fun to chew on... in others they can be disturbing, but difficult to turn away from.

Anthony: I just saw that noodie pic you just forwarded me; she has extremely girthy nipples, yo'!

Xtena: No kidding, they are gargantuan- not to mention a fun shade of bright pink... like a hibiscus flower!!

Big Johnny: her girthy nipples are almost as long as half of my pinkie finger!

by Gingergasm December 18, 2010