Noun. A girlfriend who wants to control your weiner with a poisonous, spiked, explosive ball and chain. This girl consumes every waking moment of your life while depriving you of vaginal delight. She provides you with all of the hardships associated with a fiancee while presenting none of the benefits of having a casual girlfriend. Once sucked into the black hole of the girlancee, there is simply no hope of returning to a life containing anything remotely resembling happiness.
"Hey, where is our roommate Calvin?" roommate 1. "Oh, he is at his girlancee's house," roommate 2. "Poor guy," roommate 1.
by 1410 December 23, 2011
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Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
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(korean word for high or unfair prices)
giran is the main town of commerce in Lineage 2 an onling game that is played by 25% of the people in korea that are under 25 years old.
many people give bad prices for rare items or steal from you
giran is the main town of commerce in Lineage 2 an onling game that is played by 25% of the people in korea that are under 25 years old.
many people give bad prices for rare items or steal from you
by Lady-danger January 18, 2005
Get the giran mug.A Girmance is a very close friendship two girls share together. Similar to a bromance.Girmance is not GirLmance, Because "L" s are for lesbians. Girmance is where to girls love each other in the most heterosexual way. Girmances are very serious. They are not to be fucked with! Girmances have Girlaws, more official than bro codes. It's fucking LAW.
"We're not gay! We are just Girs in a very serious girmance!"L"'s are for lesbians bitch!"
"Gir check this out."
"Gir, I love you gir!"
"Gir check this out."
"Gir, I love you gir!"
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Get the girganthraclops mug.When a male is giving another male a blow job and the one giving the BJ starts to choke from the jizz and spits it out, he would be gurkan
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