girls
Also known as women, these complicated beasts are well known in today's modern world to be extremely complicated to handle. One wrong move or word can send this creature into a downward spiral of shit-talking, crying, and solid objects often become airborne.
When a group of girls meet, expect them to eye you and whisper among themselves. Males often receive mixed messages during this event and are often laughed at when any contact is attempted to be made.
When a threat by a girl is made to a male, they think nothing of it. When a male retaliates with a threat, they then become a "jerk". This could lead to an argument where the girl begins to cry announcing they were never loved by their male partner and may eventually lead to a break-up. This break-up may cause girls to "gossip" and before long, the male is known by many as a "jerk" and his chances of getting another girl decreases sharply.
Males should take extreme caution when communicating with girls. Side effects may include headaches, cuts and scratches to the body, bruising, and occasionally feelings of hatred and loneliness.
When a group of girls meet, expect them to eye you and whisper among themselves. Males often receive mixed messages during this event and are often laughed at when any contact is attempted to be made.
When a threat by a girl is made to a male, they think nothing of it. When a male retaliates with a threat, they then become a "jerk". This could lead to an argument where the girl begins to cry announcing they were never loved by their male partner and may eventually lead to a break-up. This break-up may cause girls to "gossip" and before long, the male is known by many as a "jerk" and his chances of getting another girl decreases sharply.
Males should take extreme caution when communicating with girls. Side effects may include headaches, cuts and scratches to the body, bruising, and occasionally feelings of hatred and loneliness.
Girls
Girls...the mystical sex. They enjoy (*GASP*) shopping and putting strange colored coats on their nails, only to be washed off by pure alcohol. :-/
They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon.
*SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING*
More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.
They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon.
*SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING*
More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.
Girls
Something I just NEVER seem to get...it always seems like all da real catz can't get any chicks...
Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for"
Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick.
And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED.
Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place...
Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime...
I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"
Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for"
Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick.
And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED.
Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place...
Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime...
I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"
Me: "Hey, how's it goin?" :) *while smiling*
Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy*
Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :)
Girl: "why do you care?"
*Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"*
BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...
Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy*
Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :)
Girl: "why do you care?"
*Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"*
BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...
Girls by ThaRealestNigga January 1, 2009
Girls
Girl: Hey...um ur friend told me you were flirting with some other girls in the hallway
Boy: thinking: great here we go again
Girl: ARE U CHEATIN ON ME? U LIKE THAT BITCH DONT YOU?!? YOU CAN GO BE WITH HER THEN U ASSHOLE!!
Boy: i didnt even say anything yet
Girl: o...ily ^_^ bye -runs away-
Boy: O_o?
Boy: thinking: great here we go again
Girl: ARE U CHEATIN ON ME? U LIKE THAT BITCH DONT YOU?!? YOU CAN GO BE WITH HER THEN U ASSHOLE!!
Boy: i didnt even say anything yet
Girl: o...ily ^_^ bye -runs away-
Boy: O_o?
Girls by Alwayzphresh June 8, 2009