ghostly_promises

ghostly_promises is a tiktoker who mainly posts genshin content but overall just posts whatever they feel like. ghostly_promises uses she/her pronouns and is a rightful xingqiu enthusiast.

person 1: ghostly_promises is awesome!
person 2: i know right? i love her content!

by fae. July 12, 2021

Ghostly Gag

When your wife or girl is sleeping you whip out your dick and gag the fuck out of her with it for 10 seconds straight then hide before she figure out what the fuck just happened.

Guy1: Yeah, I Ghostly Gagged my bitch the other day.

Guy2: Welcome to the club!

by JeremyWhiteFuckedAGoat January 19, 2010

ghostly dick

When the dick so small, you might as well be getting fucked by a ghost.

He swear he stuck it in, I didn't feel shit though so that's one ghostly dick.

by SoLonig September 7, 2017

Ghostly Richard

When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?

Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.

by Tasty Steve January 27, 2019

Ghostly blowie

Getting a blowie from the other side

Yo did you feel that I think I just came, know like a ghostly blowie

by Mansnothot7 November 5, 2019

Ghostly aioli

When your phone keeps blowing up, but you ignore it because you’re to busy whacking it on pornhub

I have been trying to reach Cody all afternoon but he gave me the ghostly aioli.

by Stephen Hawkins War Cry October 1, 2021

ghostly poo

like the phantom poo, a ghostly poo is a turd that is not visible in the toilet or the toilet paper....

so heres the question

Q: how do you know if you have had a ghostly poo?

OMG there is a ghostly poo in the bathroom....

by sweet lil lies September 13, 2006