GOATLOAD

Usually refferd to as the undigested contents inside a dead animals stomach.The stomach is cut and removed from said animal in order to keep stomach acids and bile from spilling on and tainting the meat. Also known to have a horrible smell. Animal does not have to be a goat.

Billy Bob pissed off Earl by sleeping with their sister first. In retaliation, Earl went to the slaughter house and picked up some goatload to dump in the front seat of Billy Bob's f-150

by THE POSSUM September 19, 2006

Ghosthead

Ghostheads are hardcore Ghostbusters Fans; the nickname was born in the mid 1980s after the huge growth of ghostbusters fan base around the world. Ghostheads often are involved thus associated with building Ghostbusters props such as the Proton Pack.

I am a Ghosthead, therefore I like Ghostbusters very much.

by Soren T January 6, 2009

ghost load

When one reaches the climax during auto-eroticism and ejaculates to an indeterminate location. Even upon closer inspection and Sherlock Holmes-esque investigation the payload remains missing and/or lost to the ages.

I was flogging my dolphin last night and when I shot my dick snot I couldn't find it anywhere, it was a total ghost load !!

by Yung Keezy February 6, 2008

ghostwood

the half-boner you have after done jacking off and jizz is still slightly dripping out

I needed to get to work, but my ghostwood wouldn't go away so I couldn't put my pants on.

by therewillbemike June 18, 2010

GhostShadowFNBR

Ghost shadow is an amazing person and loves to do punch cards and challenges in Fortnite and the coolest person on Twitter!

Bob: Bro! Do you know GhostShadowFNBR from Twitter ?

Sophie: mmm yeah I do!

Bob: yeah he is so nice! I wish I was motivated to do my challenges!

by Yeety-yeet-yeet October 7, 2020

GhostDad

A sexual act similar to the popular "stranger" but involving a second person. A friend/partner sits on one of their arms constricting the blood flow until the point where numbness occurs and feeling is lost in that arm. The person with the numb arm then performs a hand job on the friend/partner.

"Phew all those GhostDads we gave each other on the secret trip really cut the tension but boy does my arm hurt!"

"The Jonas brothers are a horrible band but I hear they can be quite a bit of fun on the road performing a few GhostDads on each other and the crew?"

by Rolo Tony July 13, 2009

Ghost Load

Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.

Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".

Example 1:

John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."

Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"

Example 2:

"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."

by spankerton February 14, 2013