Gert

an abnormally large anus

This chick I just met had a GERT....

by dragn_99 September 14, 2009

Gert

To ejaculate seminal fluid multiple times in an abrupt and violent manner, often without regard for the well-being of others.

I gerted on her face.
They played rock-paper-scissors to gert on their knee.
Sometimes you just gotta gert.

by Mike&Drag March 11, 2011

Gertness

understanding without explaining, being charitable, morally generous.

He looked beyond your flaws, that is total Gertness!

by beyond the beyond December 23, 2019

Gert

A sudden, fart-like burst of wind released from the nose when attempting to contain laughter.

The joke was so funny that it made Lisa gert.

by Timbobmak2020 August 15, 2020

gert

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

by drbollocks April 26, 2008

Gert

A greeting, often used in place of "hello" or "hey." This word can be used to greet nearly anyone. For instance, in the song "I'm Goin' In" by Lil Wayne, Drake, and Young Jeezy, the line "Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how you doin'?" can be replaced with the line "Gert motherfucker, gert, gert, how you doin'?"

"Gert, Mr. President."
*Ring *ring, *ring *ring...."Gert?"

by baitcpitewailhmta August 31, 2010

gert

(gurt) v. -ing
the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.

1. oh, please gert me off

2. The girl was gerting me off.

3. i was gerting a man softly.

by Maximilian Wilde/Shane Kaiser July 22, 2008