jizz gernade

Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off

Tony's popping a jizz gernade

by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005

Hippie Gernade

The lone seed that doesn't get picked out of your smoke before flame is applied. horrible odor and taste.

The smell of a hippie gernade cleared the circle in only seconds.

by deadpool420 August 28, 2009

Horsham Hand Gernade

When you are fisting a girl's asshole and you pull your hand out with a turd and when opening your fist it explodes in your hand (blowing up like a gernade).

I was pleasuring my girlfriend's butthole when I pulled out my hand and the Horsham hand gernade went off.

by T-money Millionaire January 9, 2009

Gernade

something the people on jersey shore say a lot. it means a fat-ass ugly girll

don't let thh gernade blow up near yhu bro!

by iluvyhu December 21, 2010

dirty gernade

when your geting a blow job and in the middle of it you turn around and shit in her face

i totaly gave her a dirty gernade last night!

by TARDKARTMAN October 24, 2008

Grenader

Someone who, like a good soldier, will hop on a "grenade" (ugly girl) and take all necessary damage from said decision to ensure a buddy can score with said grenade's much more attractive friend.

SIDE NOTE: Bonus points if you get a BJ and her name is dyke-ish, like Becky or Barbara but goes by Barbie or something much sexier.

JJ: Look at that blonde over there.
Adam: Yeah, but her friend is fugly.
JJ: You owe me man.
Adam: Dammit, I'll be the Grenader.

by Fatz39 February 1, 2012

Genrader

The name of a Star Wars Galaxies player noted for his exceptional skill in war and diplomacy. An avid fan of anything Star Wars and Star Trek, Genrader loves to participate in any related discussion and attends conventions of every kind.

Genrader, an Alabama native, is also known for his staunch conservatism and strict interpretation of the Bible.

Terribliz: Genrader! I need reinforcements!
Genrader: Worry not, friend! I shall turn the tide of this battle.
Terribliz: George W. Bush would be proud.

by The Imperial Strike Force August 11, 2006