gern

1. dork and a total loser
2. a less cool dorko

I can't believe Brittany is still going out with that gern Ralph.

by ralph borko July 14, 2006

gerns

Is the definition of an all-round mad cunt that burns like s Bunsen.

Yo did you see that gerns burner? Fuck that cunt burns!

by Inosquay July 19, 2018

gern

To connect the knee with an agressors leg at high velocity.

The gern is effective due to its ability to incapacitate the target leg. Therefore preventing any chance of the target retaliating with a chase.

To increase the effectiveness of the gern, it can be combined with a leap. There is a positive correlation between length of run-up and the gerns effectiveness.

When using the gern, accuracy is paramount. A miss can lead to a swift retaliation, usually a John in the head.

Proper gern technique is hard to master.

"Hes been practising his gern against that locker all week."

"Andy called Craig ginger, so he gerned him in the leg."

"The triple jump went wrong, and I ended up gerning the teacher."

by borris the blade September 30, 2006

Gerne

How an idiot spells genre.

Example #1:

Jonas Brothers Fan: OMG I luvz da JBros. There my fav' of the rock gerne!
Person with brain: What? Firstly, it's "genre". Secondly, that's not even close to rock. Idiot.

Example #2:
Idiot: Twlight it tha best of the Youg Adult Gerne! She r such an intelligant arthur!
Smart: hahahahahaha. Leave. Just leave.

by Johnathon Matthews June 2, 2009

Gerning

drinking alot of alcohol

i cant believe tim is gerning this early in the morning

by mfgrizzly January 9, 2012

gern

Being really really wasted, "gern" is an alternate for "gone"

Man, that guy is geeeern.

I am definitely gonna be gern tonight.

by Chris Linkous May 4, 2005

gern

someone who is motherless

Person 1: "Dude, my mom just died yesterday."

Person 2: "HAHAHAHA!!!!!, GERN!!!!!!!!"

by TimmyisSuperCool February 26, 2010