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Guess who invented bicycle, light bulb, printing, Asperin, fridge, car, coffee filter, moon rocket.......

Do you know Bach, Beethoven, Haydn, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Martin Luther, Max Planck......?

That´s germany!!!
German has an undeserved reputation as a harsh-sounding language. One of the best arguments to the contrary comes in the form of German poetry...
by J.J.1965 October 04, 2006
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not only is their language relaxing and amusing, they have great beer and are some of the fittest people in the world. take michael ballack, for example. NOT NAZIs. that ended years ago. remember that FRENCH dude who was a nazi recently? anyone can be a nazi it isnt just limited to germans.
du bist ein fettiges pickel!

und du bist ein fit shit, german!
by kay-eye-el-el July 10, 2006
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A german is somebody who lives in Germany or lived in germany.
Most people think they are Nazis which they are not ! And I know that cause I am from germany and, hello, I'm not a Nazi.
Also most people think we just eat sauerkraut and drink beer, well we don't eat sauerkraut always but every german drinks beer. Only the bavarians wear leather shorts. We have the Oktober Fest which is a really great event in munich. If you've never been to Germany you can't say what it's all about. The German language is extremly complicated. There aren't a lot germans which these 'german' names like Karl or Friedrich or Heiner. Alot of the German parents give their kids names which are more modern
1Guy:Hey where are you from?
2Guy:I'm from Germany!
1Guy: That's cool! You have great beer in Germany!
2Guy: Thanks! You have to got to the Oktober Fest!
by AndiLeinChen February 25, 2007
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Steiner: Was ist los?

Stransky: Ich wünsche das Eisenkreuz!
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Someone of German descent; A common language spoken throughout Europe. Germans are NOT Nazis, or always Angry and Aggressive. In fact, French people tend to be more aggressive then Germans. Stop calling Germans angry or Nazis, because they aren't always angry and they NEVER WILL BE NAZIS AGAIN! They were FORCED to be Nazis because of Hitler's strong stranglehold on Germany.
Person 1: LOOLZ OMFG GRMANZ R SO NAZI N ANGY CUZ DEY WER NAZTS!!!!!111

Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH!
by Fetus Bomber October 27, 2005
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Legit the most fucking extreme language out there. In English do you have words like onaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft? Of course you fucking don’t. In Germany everything is perfectly engineered and everyone sounds angry.
Kyle:What is the best language?
Hans: German of course you dumb fuck
by Sparkle Hitler December 30, 2017
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iT ISNT ONLY PEOPLE FROM GERMANY
ITS ALSO THE FRICKINNG NAME OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR GERMAN AND THERES ONLY MEMES ABOT GERMANY .
PEOPLE NAMED GERMAN...... RISE UP!!!!
"Hello German are you from germany" "NO YOU IDIOT"
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