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Gerd is a tall, quiet man who can harbour a grudge. Out of the blue he will explode and let his neighbour know why the fuck its not ok to say what they just said. And when he does it will hurt. His best kept secret is his loving heart. I will always wonder why Gerd hides something so pure and true and beautiful. I guess to him his love is holy, thus not to be talked about, shown, communicated, illustrated. Holy is heaven is spirit. The impact of his religious upbringing is self-evident. A force you must respect.
Gerd might not be amused if you offer him the classical chat-up scenario. You know, the sexually loaded, hedonistic approach. Its not deep enough. And Gerd needs deep. Gerd goes and breathes deep. Gerd lives and loves deep.
Gerd might not be amused if you offer him the classical chat-up scenario. You know, the sexually loaded, hedonistic approach. Its not deep enough. And Gerd needs deep. Gerd goes and breathes deep. Gerd lives and loves deep.
"Hello Gerd, i heard you like music. I made this playlist just for you. Every song, every rhythm is very meaningful to me and my love for you."
by Krkič June 22, 2019
The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!
by gerdebirdy October 30, 2013
A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee
Absolute zero is very powerful. If we were to make the tip of this pencil have absolute zero the whole universe may be sucked in, gerde said.
by William Taylor February 14, 2007
The substitute who you never know if he will tend to your class. Has a styrofoam cup filled with who knows what. Likes telling stories with absolutely no relation to class. These include stories about: his cats, salt, his cats, his cats, and other things. He has a sac on his neck. I assume its filled with stories or mabye it opens up and unleashes a fiery inferno when he is mad.
by Thatguydodo June 03, 2019
by Caroline Wiewiorowski February 25, 2005