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genitalia paraphernalia 

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

Genitalia harassment 

the jamming, poking, squeezing, chewing, licking, slaping, nibbling of ones genitals without the owners permission
This girl was nonstop cockslapping herself in the face with this man's penis. So the guy filed for genital harassment.

genitalia failure 

The words spoken usually when a person is having problems with their genitalia, usually the swelling of someone's penis.
Guy 1: Man, my penis has felt swollen all day.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of genitalia failure!
genitalia failure by Paradocks January 23, 2008

Genitalia Tag 

Like Regular 'Tag' but where you have to touch some one else's genitals to pass 'it'. Really self explanatory...
"Lets play Genitalia Tag!"-Gigi
"Okay!"-Elijah
(Sam runs and taps Gigi's chest) "You're It! No tag backs!"
(Gigi then goes and taps Elijahs butt) "You're it!"

Genitalia five 

the act of slapping one's genitalia against the genitalia of another in a triumphant or celebratory fashion
most commonly in the context of sexual innuendo
sexual innuendo... Sexual in-your-endo
hiiigghhhoooo

*genitalia five*
Genitalia five by Gemma Talia August 29, 2013

genitalia horsemen 

One who likes to ride another’s dick
Why kiefer! You’re a regular genitalia horsemen!