gen alpha 

the kids born from 2010 to 2025

they like to watch toy unboxing videos on YouTube, ask Alexa for help on their math homework, and dance to release their energy

they learn to use phones from an early age, but most don’t have their own yet. the ones who do like to play roblox and gacha life

around half of them will experience the covid19 pandemic during their childhood, but others will be born after it (so it shouldn’t affect them too much)

gen alpha: do you have games on your phoneee?
gen z: bruh.

gen alpha: Alexa what’s 6 plus 4?
Alexa: The answer is 10.

gen alpha: Alexa what’s 9 plus 3?
*continues until they have finished all their hw*

gen alpha by i love watching pom February 4, 2021

Gen Alpha 

A generation that will probably end in 2025. This generation is full of 9 year olds to newborns.

There was this Gen Alpha kid bitching about his ping in my COD game the other day.

Gen Alpha by Jok Zunderlat November 18, 2020

Gen Alpha 

Kids born between 2010-2025. Little pieces of shit that can't stand to be away from technology too long. Like to bully people on roblox and make fan accounts on tiktok for dumb hoes that got cancelled 725289 times.

look at this gen alpha trying to argue about something they have no idea about!

Gen Alpha by tillie:) January 18, 2021

Gen Alpha 

The generation that comes after Gen Z.

These kids were born in 2010-2025.

These kids also might not remember a time before smartphones took over as everywhere I go I see a baby playing on

one of them.

We don’t know what there childhood will be like but it will be all futuristic for them.

Guy1: my sister was born in 2012

Guy2: that means she’s a gen alpha. she might get to experience humans living on other planets!

Gen Alpha by Mr J Clark February 23, 2021

gen alpha 

Complete gay generation

Guy 1- "Dude that Bob guy is such a Gen Alpha!"
Guy 2 - "Yeah bro! He is completely gay!

gen alpha by Some random dumb November 20, 2019

Gen Alpha 

Basically people born in 2018 and higher.

Guy: Hey look he's in Gen Alpha.

Gen Alpha by WordWizard_123LOL October 26, 2020

Gen Alpha 

the generation of YouTube shorts kids, who watch things like skibidi toilet and say "GYAT" 24/7

mostly consists of 8 year olds who have the attention span of a dog / 4 - also known as an "ipad kid"

common personality traits include:
annoying as fuck
very slappable face
sing "Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler" way too much
laugh at literally anything
less than 4.5 feet tall

Gen Alpha kid: STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER
Person above the age of 12: shut the fuck up
Gen Alpha kid: YOUR SO SKIBIDI

Gen Alpha by hearttcringe November 16, 2023