Old Gayzer

A redefinition of old gezer but this definition is made for a old gay guy that is watching you from across the room looking for gay sex from another male. Old Gay zer.

That old man is checking out my ass from across the room.

He must be a Old gayzer

by Batter Daddy April 25, 2024

Gazer Gazer

Some one who is woke popularized by Solluminati. Also can mean someone who sun gazes because they are demi gods.

"Gazer Gazer hoodie so in the buildin".

by Gazer Gazer June 17, 2020

gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

Peter Packing Peter Gazer

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms

Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there

by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

could be gayer

the most wonderful saying created b the amazing Thomas sanders who is an angel on earth

thomas: You know what this could be gayer

by butthhhhhh August 31, 2017

Gazerbeam

To get super high gaserbeamed

Yo dawg I smoked an ounce last night I was gazerbeaming

by Pinkie158 April 2, 2020

gayzel

1) n. One of the five original mythical creatures of lore. Said to be created by Homer, the gayzel is at best an enigma whose physical appearance is open to debate. Mythological scholars, most notably Nina Samuels of Harvard Divinity School, contend that the gayzel is the mortal form of the Greek Triumvirate, Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, and thus shares the physical characteristics of each. In mythology, the gayzel represents the lust of the gods for it only beds virgins, both male and female. The gayzel is first mentioned in the Iliad with subsequently appears in the Odyssey and Malcolm Lowry's Under the Volcano.

2) n. More recently, the term "gayzel" has been attached to promiscuous individuals whose preferences are virgins. While technically ideologically incorrect, this usage has gained increasing acceptance in both mainstream society and academia.

1) "Turn of the head revealed the gayzel..."
-Homer's Iliad p. 886

2) Guy 1: Hey, I've had sex with four women, deflowered them all. Call me the de-virginizer.
Guy 2: The de-virginizer? Really? Questionable. I'll just call you the gayzel.

by Sean Emory Xu February 16, 2008