Skip to main content

Massive Gaylord

A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.

Note: drunkeness is not an excuse
Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside

Dubs: You massive gaylord
by Disprin September 29, 2011
mugGet the Massive Gaylord mug.

gayload

Meaning you have a mass quantity of something. Such as "Dickload" and or "Fuckload."
Holy shit dood, i just picked up a gayload of mids!
by mattyk1990 July 6, 2009
mugGet the gayload mug.

gatorade

A superfuel sports drink. Normally consumed during aerobic exercise, Gatorade rehydrates and replenishes your body with carbohydrates, salts, vitamins, and minerals.
Drinking Gatorade helped me snapped the tape at the long endurance run. It sure beats that nasty waster I've been drinking.
by Gearbox August 11, 2005
mugGet the gatorade mug.

gaylording

someone flaunting their homosexuality in an aloof manner
That goon is gaylording it about like hes not gunna get queerbashed
by Evil Nobby January 17, 2008
mugGet the gaylording mug.

Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
mugGet the Gaylord Smorgasbord mug.

Gaylords Say No

A time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. It was famously used on Oscar Wilde into revealing that he was in fact a homosexual.
Rob: Hey did you see that tv show "Gaylords Say No"?

Scott: No.

Rob: Ah ha!!!

Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?

Oscar Wilde: No.

Judge: Take him away!!!!
by spektralx April 2, 2009
mugGet the Gaylords Say No mug.

Gatorade Fatty

Some fat guy who drinks Gatorade without exercising, just as if it was a fucking Coke.
Some of them even think they lose weight by drinking that sports stuff.
GATORADE IS DA BEST DRINK IF YOU ARE WORKING OUT, IF NOT DRINKING IT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
Gatorade Fatty: ''I ate twice at McDonald's today, but I burned the calories drinking Gatorade''
by Giorgio_17 May 13, 2007
mugGet the Gatorade Fatty mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email