gayst

A homosexual spirit, specter, or other apparition exhibiting effeminate qualities.

Frylock: Oh my God! A ghost!
<Master Shake corrects Frylock in a condescending tone>
Master Shake: A gayst.
"Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Kangarilla and the Magic Tarantula"

by Pod Plant Dude April 20, 2010

gayste

When a homosexual is really hot and it is a waste because they could have been straight.

Boy 1: God! that girl is sooooo hot! it's such a shame she is a lesbian.
Boy 2: yeah...what a gayste...

by InAndAroundYourMouth April 11, 2011

gabist

{gabe'-ist}
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.

Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54

by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007

gaysist

a person who dislikes gay(homosexual) people.

c'mon dad, dont be such a gaysist!

by RSHH February 24, 2010

Gayristocrat

1. A homosexual male who is a member of the ruling class or of the nobility, or one who has royal blood.

2. A gay commoner who adopts the tastes, manners and behavior of the aristocracy.

Dave is a natural gayristocrat who insisted on lodging in a Swedish castle when he toured Europe last spring.

by Nicnoc October 7, 2010

Garisto

An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.

"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."

by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010

gaysted

An alcohol- or drug-induced state of mind in which a normally heterosexual person begins acting in a seemingly gay manner.

Dude I was so drunk last night; at one point I think Joe and I were grinding on each other. We were totally gaysted.

by RyanGW February 7, 2007