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gayber sex

The act of sexual conversation on the world wide interweb between two members of the homosexual persuasion.
Hey, look at those two homosexuals, whose sexual decisions we accept, engaging in gayber sex.
by Nohn Jewhouse July 23, 2008
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Gaybeat

Used in place of heartbeat sensor in a sentence by enraged Modern Warfare 2 players.
"LITTLE NOOBLETTE WITH GAYBEAT!?!??! COME ON!"
by Ekaven April 13, 2010
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[Gaybers]

Gayber/gaybers gaybers are people who try to force other people to be gay, this is most commonly found in friend groups. It is a way for gay people to try and FORCE their gayness onto others. Some gay people just think that they can change their friends sexuality because they prefer gay people over straight people, this often also happens in religion.
friend: Hey fred, have you ever considered being gay like me?

fred: No stop being a gaybers, I'm not a gay person, stop trying to force your sexuality on me
by Hemllock October 11, 2018
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gaypertunistic

Gaypertunisitc is when a "straight" person acts gay to get something they want.
Chris was low on cash so he went to the local gay bar to be gaypertunistic and have the old trolls by him drinks.
by Gay boy MA May 26, 2010
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Gabbert Moment

When you do something so incredibly stupid it boggles the mind.

(Reference to the Missouri quarterback in the 2010 Insight Bowl between the Missouri Tigers and Iowa Hawkeyes. With 3 minutes left in the game and Missouri winning, the Missouri quarterback threw the ball directly to an Iowa Hawkeye resulting in a run back for a touchdown and an Iowa win)
Dude, did you see that? Instead of throwing the ball out of bounds, that quarterback threw the ball directly to the opposing player!

Yeah, sucks to be him. He had a Gabbert moment.
by B. Gabbert January 8, 2011
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Galbert-Kun

One of the most prolific and successful writers of fanfiction.net; Dude can write about ANYTHING and it will get multiple reviews.
Joe= Frank, you have too much dialogue in your fanfiction; if you balance your writing by adding text, you would be like Galbert-Kun.
Frank= Who's Galbert-Kun?
Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.

Jane= Dawn, I haven't read any good Naruto or Hayate the Combat Butler fanfiction; any suggestions?
Dawn= Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/1691077 because the author, Galbert-Kun, is a great romance fanfiction writer. His fics have made his readers cry due to the emotion of his stories.

Dawn= Thanks Jane, I can't wait to read Galbert-Kun's stories.
by HisPromoter May 29, 2010
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gaybet

In poker: Betting out discontinuously after taking a passive action on the previous street. Can be used as a noun or verb.
You have AA on a ragged board of 2 7 J all of different suits. Turn is a 3 of the fourth suit. Suddenly your opponent bets into you for no apparent reason after calling on the last two streets. You have just been gaybet.
by Fan of Nate tha' Great June 4, 2005
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