garcing

When you suck your own dick

That guy's probably garcing right now. Ew

by Reina Scully July 10, 2016

gaukin it

bookin it, runin away

o shit po-nines gauk it! gaukin it.

by stephen Dou October 29, 2007

garcing

/gärkiNG/
Verb. When a man preforms felatio on himself. As he does this act, the gentleman may flex his abs and gag at the same time, resulting in a sound that sounds as if he is saying "garc" /gärk/

"Hey do you know what Mike is doing? I walked past his room and I swear I heard garcing."

by GetPoopStuffed July 17, 2016

Gauging

A slang word for stretching of a body piercing. The correct term is stretching.

"Hey, I'm gauging up my eat today!"
"She's been gaugin' up that for forever"

by MS/Billybobjo October 2, 2006

Ear gauging

Stupid ring things that expand the ear lobes in an attempt to make someone look badass, but in reality, fail miserably only to look like a douchebag.

Person 1 - "Hey, guys, I got my ears gauged!"
Persons 1-any - "Shut up douchebag. No cool person likes ear gauging."

by Total non-douche March 8, 2009

gancing

Derived from the adj. gay & verb.dance. A ritual dance performed in public by two metro sexual men to mock the pairing of two females or two gay men or two lesbians dancing together.

Those guys are gancing on the dance floor.

by Big Al March 9, 2004

anal gauging combat

when one dominant figure places his "junk" in another mans ass in a military operative type role-play

dude, did you hear that gavin and landon initiated each other in a game of anal gauging combat. dude that's sick

by cornholejoe October 12, 2008