Gateway 

crappy ass computers

Gateway by 251 whodi July 13, 2003

gateway 

Piece of crap computer company. Don't buy from them unless you want to have to call in and talk to hindu people who speak english but don't understand it.

Bob to Joe - "Hey joe, i bought a gateway today"
Joe to Bob - "cool, how is it?"
Bob to Joe - "oh it works pretty good except for the fact that it broke."
Joe to Bob - "Yea you should have gotten a dell"

gateway by Oz January 1, 2005

Gateway 

Cows.

Gateway by Human July 29, 2003

gateway 

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.

gateway by Joe June 18, 2006

gateway 

An overly politicized, required course of all engineers at Columbia University. Initially a brilliant idea to introduce freshmen engineers to real world engineering, eventually a tool of power players at the school to advertise to the surrounding Harlem community and students looking to apply (not to mention donors). Gateway involves team projects oriented around community projects. Though there are exceptions, many of the projects require some sort of highly technical expertise not known by freshmen, or are so open ended that it could take a team of industrial designers two years to come up with an idea.

Bill: Hey, want to do something sometime in the next fourteen weeks?
Ted: Nope. I've got to do busywork for gateway.

gateway by NoneOfYours December 15, 2008

Gateway 

Gateway- a modern slang term for a place where two entities meet usually from different countries to unite in Platonic relations.

You lets go on a gateway to Maimi.

Gateway by YoBabushkaCooking_a_meal January 15, 2021

Gateway Asian 

An Asian man who dates outside of his race and often converts women into being attracted to Asians. For example, a Gateway Asian will often hear “you’re the first Asian guy I’ve ever been with.”

This is typically a male because Asian men generally don’t have a lot of attention from non-Asian women.

“Notice how Vince tends to attract chicks who have never dated an Asian before? How’d he breakthrough?”

“Dude, I thought you knew. He’s a freaking Gateway Asian. If they don’t work out, her next boyfriend will probably be Asian too.”

Gateway Asian by GatewayExpert June 27, 2023