Gasturinbestation

(Gas-ter-in-bes-tay-shun) Noun: gay, incest and masturbation: term used in context when contemplating on going back in time to, or proceed to have sex with oneself

Trevor: I want to go back in time to and have sex with myself
Nick: that's Gasturinbestation

by quattro1996 December 12, 2014

Gasturbating

The act of completely dousing one's penis with gasoline and masturbating.

Since Jimmy's dad was a car mechanic, he naturally enjoys gasturbating

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

gayturd

Like gaytard only the person is a turd instead of a retard.

"I can't believe that guy in a chicken suit was on American Idol last night,"

"Ya, he's a total gayturd."

by me, of course February 3, 2008

Gastard

A gay bastard.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.

Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!

by Delicious Nuggets January 14, 2009

Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

Gastards

-(n)- Gaston County retards (this word was given to me by God).

Only us gastards like sundrop... it's true.

by xTristam March 6, 2010

gasturbation

(n.) the act of shoving one's penis into one's anus and farting until orgasm

"Son, I think it's time we talk about gasturbation."

"Matthew?!?! How could have been gasturbating in PE today!??!"

by Tom Diputs January 2, 2008