Gaydometer

A slang word used to describe the sensation that someone might be a homosexual.

*Man jumps into pool with pink speedo on*
Jenney- "Does that guy look like a homo to you?"
Kristie- "Yeah, my gaydometer is going off!"

by Luckyguesses January 7, 2009

Gyrometer

Any object that you cannot figure out what it is.

Hey, what is this thing i found?" "Oh, you mean that thing? That's a gyrometer.

by gulbranson April 14, 2011

dasometer

It's literally smaller than the grain of sand

It's so tiny the naked eye can't see it

Person 1: What's a dasometer?
Person 2: It's something:)

by smartydoodoo May 27, 2021