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garty party

The best party ever. Mostly consists of strippers, coke, piss and an appearance from the legendary Garty himself. Some say that Garty will even attempt the #LightbulbSpectacular. He is the epitome of sex appeal. Gotta love him.
Jim: 'Doing derr?'
Garty: 'Boys come round to mine, we having a motherfuckin garty party!'
by goliathancient May 16, 2019
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Kevin Garty

Being a Kevin Garty is being an elitist, narcisistic trust fund baby who causes unnecessary drama through lies, manipulation and bully tactics.
Wow dude, seriously, you are being a Kevin Garty right now. Get away from me you phony black belt!
by Clampus March 30, 2023
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A Garty

“A gay ass party” - a garty can describe any party that is lame , stupid, or queer in nature.
“Bro I went to the function turned out to be a huge garty”

1: “ Wanna come to my party”
2: “No bro you only throw gartys”

“I ain’t going to no garty”
“a garty?”
“A gay ass party
by Buttfucker10000 June 24, 2022
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Gary Leeing

To laugh so uncontrollably that you have to sit down to gather your bearings
The joke was so funny that I started Gary Leeing
by DavesDenim April 11, 2015
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gopher gary

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.
Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*
by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020
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Gary Schofield

The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.
The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.

User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it
by DopamineBaby November 9, 2014
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Gary Winthorpe

A great fucking guy. Has a huge dick, gets all the lady’s and fucks your mom. A true legend
Gary Winthorpe is hung like Godzilla
by EatThatPussy154 September 22, 2018
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