Zarnished

To be on another level of stoned. Basically being 11/10 stoned

Bruh im super zarnished right now after those 4 blunts

by Yung Fiji Fre$h February 13, 2019

Varnished

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010

gornashed

One who has been horribly beaten

Elijah: Have you heard about the fight that happened behind the school?
Jassiah: Yeah, I heard Deklan got absolutely gornashed.

by TheGornashMaster March 30, 2021

satin varnished dawn

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

by duckshe March 7, 2017

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Garnish

an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend -

"Im trying to get with this chick - but her friends are the biggest FUCKING garnishes... so its not gonna work - her loss"

"Amanda is a garnish"

by A. GIV June 14, 2004

Girly Garnish

Bra or panties. Any article of lingerie that is moved to the side prior to eating a tasty dish. Kind of like parsley, but with lace.

me: hey, i'm hungry
your mom: whatcha want to eat
me: pancakes
your mom: ok, let me move this girly garnish for you

by Ceemax November 5, 2009