garlic bread

In the immortal words of Peter Kay comedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?

"It's bread right, bread with garlic in!"

by Radclyffe January 1, 2004

garlic bread

The superfluous addition to the more substantive main course. Such supposedly frivolous additions often form the bulk standard of the main meal, and without these additions, the main meal would not ofetn be possible. Unfortunately, the accompainiments often play second fiddle to the main course, and 'gsrlic bread' is often used to mess up any overspill caused by the lacklutre main course.

We are the Garlic bread to the projects dept spaghetti bolognese.

"Ive been garlic breaded....."

by carbz March 14, 2005

garlic bread

Garlic bread?! Garlic bread?! am i hearing right? Garlic bread?!

Peter Kay live @ Bolton royal albert halls & at the top of blackpool tower!

by Lee Bryan March 7, 2005

Garlic bread

Someone who has been cheated on more than once by the same person, and is still with them.

Chelsea- " omg I can't believe Darcie is still with that guy even after he cheated on her !"

Joe-" Her new name should be garlic bread because she's the ultimate side dish"

by Yah!bish October 14, 2016

garlic bread

A story posted by a dumped guy, explaining how he shoved some garlic bread up his ex-girlfriend's ass. People have commented about Garlic Bread since then.

1. I FUCKIN' LOVE GARLIC BREAD
2. Garlic Bread Burns you.

by Nate the Greatness September 7, 2007

Garlic Bread

When you gobble a big cock with a small mouth, so you have to work the head in like youre feverishly eating a wide garlic baguette: walking it in inch by inch.

Bro, you shouldve seen the garlic bread i got last night. By the time he got it all in, it was game over.

by Pcoaltrane October 22, 2020

Garlic bread

A phrase commonly used as a code word for erotic fanfictions (mainly on Wattpad.)

I have some hot garlic bread
Can I have some?

by gli-tch August 8, 2022