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aperture

A female photographer's vagina.
"who's that with the camera?"
"Thats our wedding photographer Simone"

"mmm, bet she's got a perfect aperture"
by alberto_sanchez October 6, 2011
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GamerTubeX

A Youtuber who hasn't been on the platform for very long but has received about 12000 subscribers in over 2 years! He makes Minecraft, fortnite, Roblox, jackbox party pack, vlogs and horror videos. He makes most of his videos with his cousin Laila TMG and his sister ItsBubblii. Although hes young, he made it big on this platform.

his fans are still trying to figure out his first name.
Whats your favorite youtuber, mines Gamertubex!
by iamanunknownperson June 10, 2021
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faperture

The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.
"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."
by Soreanus June 5, 2013
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.aperture.

A fellow who likes posting f slurs and turning everyone into guns.
Hey! Don't say the slur! Don't be an .aperture.!
by kronosgalaxy September 9, 2023
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Aperture

A gaping orifice of uncomprehensible dimensions.
"What's that noise? It sounds like someone hosing down the pavement."

"It's Misty having a piss."

"Holy shit! That's a big mother-fucking aperture."
by A & S October 29, 2006
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Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.
by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022
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set in the half life universe, aperture science was the rival of black mesa research facility the setting of the game half life where gordon freeman worked, aperture science research facility was the setting of the game portal
person 1: hey dude you played portal right? the game set in aperture science research facility? you know the rival of black mes-

person 2: DUDE wtf are you a freaking dictionary how do you know all this crap?

person 1: i have no life
by Dr.x1611 May 3, 2010
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