gaffer

Boss, or manager

"I'll have to speak to my gaffer about that"

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Gaffed

When you hit your golfing buddy sending them into having to eat through a tube for 4 weeks and having 3 caved in teeth

You just got Gaffed

by Chuungy August 8, 2018

gaffen

A giant dick douche who refuses to receive anger management

Joe was being a gaffen by punching random but people at the party

by polonium douche May 21, 2014

gaffot

A way to celebrate your homosexual friends and the homosexual identity.

Tom: "Yo Chad are you going to the pride parade?"
Chad: "Hell yeah bro how else would I bond with my gaffot homies?"
Tom: "Preach bro"

by lil bag November 7, 2018

giffer gaffer

someone that mucks about

"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"

by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017

Gafftard

A celebrity or public officer who, upon being placed in front of a microphone or a video recording device, is unwaveringly committed to saying something shockingly stupid and/or nonsensical. Usually the comments are so awful that even the speaker's most staunch and committed supporters must hastily move to distance themselves from the comment(s) and the person.

Senator Akin's comments regarding "Legitimate Rape" earned him the honor of being a Gafftard.

by anon Pi August 22, 2012

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020