Gabo

Slang name for the well known sex god "gareth of blackpool/England.

Lynden: yo Gabo

by Gareth March 23, 2004

Gabo

A superior life form in every sense of the term. Gabo's are usually immortal demigods sent down to earth to steal your girlfriend. Their blonde hair, tenacious smile, and surprisingly succesful swimming careers make them irresistible to women. One can often tell if a Gabo is nearby due to the surplus of drenched panties on the floor. Although short never underestimate their powers for every man is secretly gay for Gabo, and every women would sacrifice 420 stoned Syrian children in hopes for a glimpse at his massive floppy donkey dick.

Person 1: Wow did you hear about the flash flood yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, apparently Gabo walked in front of a group of pubescent girls.

by BotanicalBadass April 24, 2017

Gabo

Giant dilf, but has a tiny penis. Loves tearing his ACL. Very fat nigga who loves cock in his mouth.

Gabo is such a crippled fag.

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 06, 2019

Gabo

.adjective, describing a person
A short man with an extremely charismatic sense of humour.
Most likely to be extremely kind and have a large penis.

I was at a party last night and I met this guy, he was such a Gabo.

by GingerBeerCreamSodarealOXFORD May 11, 2021

Gabo

The God of the eternal SUCC, his goal is to give the good orgasmic succ

(The God of gaboism)

Lord Gabo please give me succ for I have succed my life away

by Egae man May 23, 2019

GABOS

Prison lingo. Acronym for 'Game Ain't Based on Sympathy,' first heard in the Louis Theroux documentary 'Miami Mega Jail.'

Louis: Don't... don't you feel sympathy for that person? For that other inmate you extorted?
Inmate: GABOS, man... GABOS.

by KRA_ May 29, 2011

gaboed

When one gets so drunk he gets hospitalized, either via ambulance or other methods he can not remember due to his intoxication. Minimum Blood Alcohol level is .2 . Additionally, his drunkenness may cause prove to be a severe inconvenience to all those around him.

Bro1: Dude, Arthur got soo shmammered last night he woke up in the hospital.
Bro2: Haha, he got straight up gaboed.
Bro3: Yeah, man i heard he blew a .34.

by Tomtay October 25, 2011