guess what?

its usually said when something is saying something you are not interested in or care about

Mia:I had mcdonalds last night because mum didnt cook.
Dionne:Guess what?

by Realest Bae September 10, 2016

guess what?

bro do not fall for it. you think they are about get you with the most elaborate joke that you have never heard of but they are going to gut check you with the words"chicken butt" at this moment you must murder them because that joke is so unfunny that its funny.

(person 1 ) HEY GUESS WHAT BRO??
(person 2 aka the victim) what man?
(person 1) chicken butt.*starts laughing like the joker*

in all seriousness "guess what?" usually means that somebody is about to hit you with a joke or wants to tell you something

by yewy is innocent December 5, 2023

Guess what?

If the recipient asks, "What?", after receiving this question, there is a risk that the giver of the question will respond with, "Chicken butt". In the event that this occurs, the recipient will be shunned by their peers for being so careless.

Guess what?
what?
Chicken butt! hahahahaha
aw man...

by GoofyGoober10 January 23, 2025

Guess What's In My Pants

A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.

Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.

by Rorysmellsplasticpeople March 25, 2005

Guess what... PENIS

a very funny joke that will have everyone laughing no matter their age.

Comedian. Hey guys guess what... PENIS
Crowd. Bursts out in laughter

by Benthegoat886 April 14, 2021

Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."

Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010

Guess what chicken butt

The source of laughter everywhere. it makes people have fun, and kids get their daily dose of laughter. its completely predictable... but oh so funny!!! : D

The boy was sad, until the mother said "Guess what chicken butt!"

by ladygaga1234 November 26, 2009