groin hopper

Noun: 1. A female who is commonly known for engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple males in short periods of time. 2. A girl who is unfaithful to her boyfriend or husband.

I can't believe Sarah let Mark knock her up one night and then let Danny nail her the next night when she was going out with Terrence! What a groin hopper!

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007

groin cleavage

The gap on each side of a fit man's six pack abs and his pants.

That Brad Pitt sure has some fine groin cleavage in Fight Club.

by Rex Roddy March 23, 2009

groin-grabbingly good

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Groin Goblin

A groin goblin is a slang term used to describe ones genitals.

Guy 1: Hey, did you like the green goblin in that film the other day?
Guy 2: No, but I got a really itchy groin goblin in those bad cinema seats.

by aiiskoplusaiist August 18, 2010

Groin Dangling

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.

Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!

by Miccolo Chebogie June 15, 2018

groin attack

physically hitting the testicles in hand to hand combat, bullying, or a practical joke on people.

The kid was weaker than the bully he was fighting, so with all his strength, he KICKED the bully's ass by kicking him in the nuts! Such as great groin attack!

Kid: YEAH!!!
Bully: OWWWW!!!!!

by cool91a May 28, 2014

Groin Ache

The aching pain you get in your stomach (closer to your groin), as the result of being attacked in the groin.

Guy 1:Dude what's wrong?
Guy 2:Guy 3 kicked me in the balls, now I got some bad groin ache.
Guy 3:*Laughs.*

by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009