gooback

It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.

I just want a double cheeseburger you fucking gooback!

Those goobacks took-our-jobs!

by Eric April 29, 2004

Off like Gobachev

When your flow is way out of tune or just simply too outdated to function in todays upbeat social enviroment.

"Usually i am pretty damned good when it comes to driving 80 mph down curvy residential streets, but the night I hit that tree I was completely Off Like Gobachev!"

by AudioDamned November 26, 2003

Grobag

A filthy brother usually from New Orleans who loots Heinekens and wears more than three winter jackets at any given time. Often sighted carrying a garbage bag filled with unkown materials.

That grobag just shat on the sidewalk!

by Rohas January 14, 2006

Groban

A dingleberry that has become detached and remains where it falls for someone to discover.

Agggggh, I just found a groban in the spare bedroom, the cat must have left it on the carpet for us to find! I thought I saw a dingleberry dangling from his anal fur earlier today!

by Daytime Neologist December 10, 2013

Gorbachev Royale

Refers to the mark left when someone with a prince albert slaps another person, usually during the act of fellation, on the forehead.

I was giving Rob the best blowjob of his life last night but he got a little too into it and gave me this gorbachev royale.

by XFocus May 7, 2009

hobag in a grobag

wannabe jailbait. brrrrrrrrrrrrrap.

"that girl is too young to be wearing such a fannypelmet"
"i concur. she's such a hobag in a grobag."

by pixie debauchee April 21, 2007

gooback

Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)

"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004