Gripe Noise

When a man lubes up his fist, and shoves it his ass, and when he pulls his arm out, it makes a squishy, queefy, noise, known as the gripe noise.

"Holy crap, my dad is griping himself, and it made a gripe noise." said Charlie

I bet Saddam Hussein gets sad and makes a gripe noise all the time.

by Vince Sampson May 16, 2006

gripe kringle

a word someone (madison) comes up with when typing random letters

I gripe kringle my pants

by kittykittylicklick95 November 11, 2011

Gripe smoke

Griping and drama that could turn into something worse.

Percy and his/her gang would gripe at you like they were from Compton, or Southie, or at times they would almost seem like a child of a mixed marriage with a father from Compton and a mother from Southie, or a father from Southie and a mother from Compton, a product of both Southie and Compton, or whichever environment made them look tougher if people didn't buy them mixed together and thought this person sounds too rough to be true. Percy would make threats about the kind of gripe smoke that people that fucked with him/her would get.

by Solid Mantis March 19, 2021

prune ass gripe

An old person that is always griping about you.

What is his problem? the prune ass gripe always has something bad to say about me.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 9, 2009

Small Gripe

Small Gripe is the definition of perfection.

''Oh my god, who is this Small Gripe person?''

''He's the definition of perfection, can't you see?''

by YourloverJess<3 April 15, 2022

fantasy football gripe

Specific complaints or accusations about fantasy football (e.g., rules, results, transactions, etc.) framed as innocent inquiries or concerns.

Even though I could look this question up, and even though Player Z was clearly dropped by Team S, was it legal for Team S to do that and then be added later by Team H? This isn't a fantasy football gripe, I'm just generally curious whether we follow the undroppable player list.

by bama-roll-tide November 16, 2022

Ass Grapes

When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.

Joe gives himself ass grapes just like Buffalo Bill did in "Silence of the Lambs."

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 23, 2019