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Mississippi Grappler

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.
by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008
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party-grappler

1. A failed MMA fighter who's reached his mid life crisis and chooses to grapple with cans outside the ring at parties

2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone

3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills
party-grappler with no stand up fighting skills, usually spends his life online trolling message boards
by Havenite April 10, 2010
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clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.
Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!
by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009
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cock grappler

Put this in there you cock grappler.
by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003
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Green Bay Grappler

This highly homo erotic mixed erotic martial arts move is defined by the act of two jujitsu enthusiasts grappling fully nude in a public handicapped bathroom stall ending when the winner has the loser pinned in one of the art’s many submission techniques and then taking as big a shit on to the losing grappler’s head. For those not into fecal erotica, chocolate cake can be substituted as well as the use of a funnel and/or a glass coffee table to simulate this ancient act of mixed erotic martial arts.
“Dude, I just walked into the crippled stall and Jimothy and Jessie were wrestling, buck nekkid on the floor and Jimothy was gruntin’ out a huge shit onto Jessie’s forehead! WTF?”

“Ah… Good ol’ Jim, practicing his new jujitsu move again… haha…”

“Wth? That’s totally disgusting and gay!”

“That’s Jimothy’s signature move, the Green Bay Grappler!”
by RocketJohn September 17, 2007
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Gut Grappler

When you have a female friend who is resistant to anal sex bouncing on you reverse cowgirl and you Jam your index and/or middle finger into her ass far enough to hook some of her guts up. The desired effect being that as she gets scared/disgusted and attempts to jump up, she will be unable.
"Yeah that bitch tried to get away, but I hit her with the old Gut Grappler technique I learned in Nam...."
by Play Boy Milla January 24, 2010
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nut grappler

a really cool girl. who enjoys nuts. (testicles)
dude i was with that girl last night, she's a total nut grappler.(:
by jwbislame May 18, 2010
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