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grandpa

A really grumpy man, who is too young to be a grandpa in the real sense, but otherwise exemplifies the conduct typical of a grumpy, albeit wise, old man, who is easily irritated by crazy women.
Grandpa none whatsoever for this page
by smoothee September 30, 2005
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Guy's purple and green bong. GRANDPA.
Let's pull Grandpa outta the closet and get high.
by comett675 June 25, 2009
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perosn 1) bro how you get that money
person 2) oh, my grandpa
by hdbffbfjjffjjsaklsbd January 28, 2020
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An extended reference to GPA (a common acronym for Grade Point Average). G-pa is commonly used as short-term for the word "grandpa" in text or instant messaging.
Yes! I just raised my grandpa a total of .4 for this semester! Now I have a 3.0 on the dot!
by jblakely September 22, 2010
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A mentally delayed male that has a serious fucking anger problem at the age of 80+. The old son of a fuck still has his god damn liscense and when he is driving....he makes a car back-up of at least 500 feet long. What a fucking prick!
The Old Muther Fucker is driving Downtown: there are 2 kids in the road:
"Ahhh! Fuckin Kids!!! get outta the god damn road!!! what the fuck do you think this is?...Fuckin Kids!!...ahh god damn arthritis is goin again.....FUCK!!!
by Hyzdu January 14, 2004
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A smelly old man that fucks a banshee every day. Also known as a grandma. He also watches child porn from the hours of 8 to 11 am. Then jerks off into a bowl of soup and eats it.
I'm gonna be a grandpa today
by Niggermcfuckhead July 30, 2011
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the guy that wants to talk about a book that he read about ww2 at thanks giving
shut up grandpa
by bot .exe October 8, 2019
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