Grades

Something that is eared by your hacking skills in school. Some People cheat by bribing the teachers to do it for them by doing their work, this will not work if the teacher doesnt like you.

leethacker: I got straight a's
straigh a student: i did the work
leethacker: you cheater

by letthaxxor January 27, 2004

Grades

the measurement of a student's skill of memorizing useless trash

Teacher: What's the phenomenon when your brother watches memes while two people named Michael take a piss on the grass at morning on a Friday while somebody dies of existential dread?
Student: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatibus.
Teacher: Wrong! It's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatus. You get no points for your grades.

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

grades

things that your parents say they don't care but they actually care AS FUCK

before test.
dad: grades aren't the most important, you are.
after test
dad: TF IS THIS 4/20

by Thiccboiiiiii January 27, 2021

grades

A measure of knowledge and responsibility in each academic course taken by a student represented by an alphabetical letter. Though all being practically equal, each can be seen different ways by different scholars.
Alphas:
A=Meh
B=What a dumbass
C=You're retarded
D=You belong in a special needs class
F=Kill yourself
Majority:
A=Outstanding
B=Above average
C=Average
D=Below average
F=Fail
Snapchat users:
A=Smarter than Einstoon! New Jordans!
B=Fucking genius! New fidget spinner!
C=Al-fucking-right, man!
D=Deez nutz
F=Rape dat' teach

Example A: (Gets straight-A report card): Hmmm. I could've gotten a higher 90. Damn me. I probably get some of the lowest grades.
Example B: (Gets straight-A report card): Yeah, I think I did pretty good. I bet I'm pretty good with grades.
Example C: (Gets straight-A report card): Fuck yeah! I'm like fuckin' Albert Einstoon! I should get like fuckin' million pairs of Jordans. 'Cause I be gettin' best grades.
(BTW, alpha's not neccesarily best. Gives you a lot of anxiety.)

by SweetieJew May 13, 2017

Grades

Tells you how dumb you how dumb through the alphabet

Grades suck alphadick

by Jaybird636 January 13, 2018

grades

worthless BS that the only reason it exist is to pressure students and make their life a living heck
if you are in online school then you are screwed because the teachers do absolutely nothing to help and explain lessons like trash

me in 2019: my grades are at a passible rate
me in online school: why does this exist

by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021

Grades

Yours are probably the lowest number you will ever see

You grades are Husain bro

by DeezNutsSoBigJupitorWasJoulous September 15, 2021