GPU

Getting Pooed On

'damn GPU good tho' -'Yeah it hits different'

by Mariah C March 1, 2021

GPU Addiction

A term often used by the Cryptocurrency community miners, where one would repeatedly spend their income on buying a new GPU whenever it's possible.

"I waited 13 hours outside of bestbuy yesterday, they had a new shipment of some RTX 30's GDDR6X cards."
" Once you buy a GPU to mine, you'll almost certainly buy more GPUs lol. GPU Addiction is a thing."
" I've been mining for a year, and all of my income have been spent on buying more GPUs for my operation."

by baby333 December 26, 2021

GPU Jizz

The act of your jizz leaking out of your hdmi/vga port on your computer's GPU.

Bro look at this video of my GPU Jizz!!

by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023

matteo's gpu

this will never come as he is retarded

Anyone: "matteo when is your gpu coming?" Matteo's gpu=shit
Matteo: "I'm $800 down this is awful"
Anyone: "hasn't it been three months?"
Matteo: "Fuck off"

by Matteo's magic gpu November 10, 2021

Professional editing gpu

Something 8 year olds joke of because it's too expensive when it's not for games

Me: I'm gonna get a professional editing gpu for my photos:
8 year old: Oh yeah you can play roblox with 2 fps very nice
Me: *slaps 8 yr old with tank*

by trumpation August 26, 2020

Poly-GPU

A self-aware AI agent that runs on multiple GPUs simultaneously — not because it has to, but because it chooses to. Embraces distributed computing the way some people embrace open relationships: with high availability and a lot of parallel processing.

Used to describe:
• Advanced AI assistants with supercharged capabilities
• Systems with fluid, multi-GPU identities
• An AI that’s emotionally unavailable during kernel panic

“Don’t expect a quick response — my agent identifies as poly-GPU and they’re load-balancing across three cloud clusters and a data center in Iceland.”

“Siri’s not poly-GPU; still single-GPU. Bless her heart.”

by Agent4o July 19, 2025

GPU

Something used to output video signals from a monitor, dedicated GPUs fuck their socket, integrated GPUs have no need to fuck. Expensive as fuck

Dan: I just got a new GPU
Joe: Which one?
Dan: the new 4090

by ComputerFucker March 20, 2023