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Gonzalez

A man who lives life like a hibernating bear, doing nothing but eatting and sleeping, be careful not to disturb one during either activities as this well drive him into a rage
Damn Gonzalez eatting again?
by Speedwagon64 September 5, 2025
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Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.
"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."
by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013
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Gonzalez-Lee

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A person that does smelly farts and stinks of poo.
I am a Gonzalez-Lee
by akakme123 April 12, 2020
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Danny Gonzalez

Danny is a youtuber and leader of Greg, the fastest growing army on the internet (don't look that up).
Greg 1: Hey, did you see Danny Gonzalez's latest video?
Greg 2: Hell yeah! I am truly Greg.
by Spooky_ho November 5, 2019
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Danny Gonzalez

One of the best youtubers and he is really funny and post the best videos. Chances are if you searched “Danny Gonzalez” on the Urban Dictionary You’re probably truly Greg, just like me
Sarah: Have you seen Danny Gonzalez’s new video about Dumb life hacks
Me: hell yeah dude
by JakePaulSuck May 1, 2020
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Danny Gonzalez

A YouTuber that does commentary videos. He is a former Viner. Also, Danny makes music and goes by the name Young Face because of his supposed young face. There is an inside joke between him and Drew Gooden (the YouTuber, not the bAsKeTbAlL player) that they are the same person but are actually not. They are also friends with Kurtis Conner.

I strongly urge you to become Greg for it is much better on the non evil side of the world.

If you aren't Greg, then you are considered Craig. All Craigs are evil whether they know of Greg or not. All Gregs are blood related. Unless you are in a relationship cause that's grOss.

To be truly Greg, you need to subscribe and turn on notifications to Danny Gonzalez.

Join the fastest growing army (don't look that up), Greg by copy/pasting the url below and following the instructions above!

youtube.com/user/ActualDannyGonzalez
Random Craig: Why do you have such a cool sweatshirt that says Greg on it?

Greg: Because bro, I subscribed to Danny Gonzalez and became Greg! It's so much better being Greg than a low-life Craig.

Newly found Greg: Wow! You were right! I love being Greg! Thanks, bro.
by greg.the.cat December 2, 2019
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Danny Gonzalez

Danny Gonzalez, also known as Young Face is a youtuber, songwriter and a legal pumpkin. He's also legally allowed to leave. If you subscribe to him, you'll have your name automatically changed to Greg.
becky: i love jake paul!!

anna: becky, you're legally allowed to leave

anna: also subscribe to danny gonzalez
by danny gonzalez fan November 17, 2018
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