GoldenHoe

A hoe that pretends to love you as a way to lead you on and break your heat for enjoyment similar to a fuckboy. The golden part refers as how gold works in Minecraft where it gets destroyed really fast such as a relationship with a hoe. This is really common is places such as school mainly high school so be careful if you are attending there. If you come into contact with one get the absolute fuck outta there young man or else you will be consumed with feeling of not wanting to trust another female into your life, at least for a year or so. Stay safe kings.

Student #1: Hey, is that the 4th guy shes dating this year?
Student #2: Yea its best to stay away from the hoe mainly due to their relationships about the time a golden pickaxe from minecraft breaks.

Student #1: So shes is a goldenhoe?

by SpanishLlama September 27, 2019

Goldendoodle

The sweetest mofo type of dog you’ll meet. A mixture of a sweet old golden retriever and a poodle, these fuckers are whatcha call Good Bois, and Good Gurls. 10/10, 100000000000% recommend y’all get one.

Goldendoodles are a good time.

by bigchungusgodummy March 18, 2019

goldendoodle

A dog that is a hybred of a Golden Retriever and a Poodle (of any size).

My dog's mom is a golden and dad is a poodle, so he is a goldendoodle.

by Aryn July 18, 2006

goldendoodle

Surprisingly not a gay sex act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.

Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will later vehemently deny that the dog is part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.

Adam named his goldendoodle "Cuddlebug", but calls him "C.B." or "Cuddy" so no one will know.

by Poodlelover AW January 18, 2008

goldendoodle

cross bread of a golden retreiver and a poodle

cute dog

thanks its a goldendoodle

by *!*@*#*$*%*^*&* January 25, 2018

Goldenboy

being your boss's favorite for no reason

"Why'd he get that sweet route? Cause that little bitch is the goldenboy."

by WebsterLong July 13, 2015

goldenboarding

When the receiver lays prone and restrained on their back while the giver stands over them and pisses onto their face with such force and volume that the receiver is fighting for air and struggling to breathe.

Brian was straining against the restraints and attempting, unsuccessfully, to get his mouth and nose out of the line of fire as Megan was relentlessly goldenboarding him.

by Tittsmcgee November 18, 2021