The amount of an erect penis showing after both owner's hands have been wrapped around it. To properly measure 'glory meat', one must first get an erection. Then, take the penis in the left hand, being sure the bottom edge of the left hand is flush with the abdomen. Then hold the remaining penis with the right hand, ensuring the bottom edge of the right hand is flush with the top edge of the left hand. Close all fingers and thumbs of both hands. The amount of penis over and above the top edge of the right hand is considered 'glory meat'.
Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.
Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.
'John has a small penis. I'll bet the fucker ain't got no glory meat at all!'
'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'
'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'
by ben the ten November 25, 2009
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"My brother and I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons because we both have Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain."
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A certain time. Where you reminisce the good old days. When everything was easy. You didn't have any worries in the world. No bills, no debts, nothing. Something to look back to and think "Man, I miss them days". Going down nostalgia lane and reminiscing your school days maybe, or just aching for one last moment to visit your first girlfriends house, or the house where you grew up. The memories will never die. They will always remain in your heart.
In 'The Office', David Brent says to the Swindon lot, let's have a photo....without YOU. The Glory Days.....quoting, him, Tim, Dawn, Gareth...all the old crew, just remembering what a wonderful time they used to have.....keep hope!!
by Dappa34 September 3, 2005
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A Glorynn is a very sweet and tough person and is always willing to look for an adventure with her friends and family.
A Glorynn is a very sweet and tough person and is always willing to look for an adventure with her friends and family.
A Gloryann Is Very Nurturing and Energetic
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