gloit

A alternative word for an idiot. Used in the south of England.

"You stupid gloit!"
"Don't make me come over there and nut you, you gloit!"

by xEmilyx September 2, 2005

ghoint

Ghost joint; a joint that mysteriously appears in your home, almost like a ghost put it there.

Jack: Another ghoint appeared on the windowsill last night
Baileigh: holy shit

by supposedtobewritingessays April 17, 2021

The glint in the milkman’s eye

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet

‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

by Cavman January 7, 2020

shagger's glint

The sparkle and glint in two young lover's eyes. it signifies that they have been over indulging in sexual activities.

*in the pub*

"'ey up Calvin," exclaims Ray, "surprised to see you down the old boozer. thought you'd still be shacked up with your new missus. then again looking at your eyes it's clear you've had your fill!"

"Whatcha' mean?" asks Calvin.
"You got th' Shagger's Glint my son"

by BarryLyndon March 23, 2014

Gloin

The king of dwarves in most of the third age of middle earth.

Father of the popular wordGimli/word

by larstait October 27, 2003

Glont I Bagette

Baguette with delicious meat in the middle and cheese on the top. You can only get a "glont i bagette" at the SPAR store in Bergen at Nøstet.

Knauty loves that mighty glont in bagette! mm..better than mommas!!

by Russ05 May 13, 2005

gloin

1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".

2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".

1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.

2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words

by naknumm February 4, 2008